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Dinner at the Smith table has become a tribunal over a ruined family celebration, and Stan is already drawing a line down the middle of the room. What do you do first?

Stand up, assign each person a job, and make the next step happen before dessert gets colder.
Raise a strange toast, redirect all eyes to yourself, and let the original argument lose its rhythm.
Ask who was actually hurt, then rebuild the evening around the answer nobody wanted to say.
Pass food to the quietest person and wait for the loudest voices to tire themselves out.